They Say In Engineering...

They say in engineering
the profs are mighty fine
but no one will be passing
and they bell it every time!

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Oh, I don't want no more of engineering life!
Gee ma, I want to go
Right back to Scarborough
Gee ma, I want to go home

They say in engineering
the labs are mighty fine
I turned on a multimeter
and killed a friend of mine

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They say in engineering
the girls are very fine
you'll look all day for one
and only see Art-Scis!

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They say in engineering
the caf is mighty fine
you ask for Pizza Pizza
but get cardboard divine!

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